Lol, same.

Like many of you, I'm counting down to the start of Thanksgiving vacation. But there are two hours of work -- and eight hours of driving!! -- between now and then. To idle the hours before your holiday, I suggest this hypnotic Thanksgiving flight pattern map: Just stare at it until you hallucinate, and your drive'll be over like that.

1. If the Internet is addictive, why don't we regulate it? We try to exercise willpower online, but there's an industry trying its damnedest to break it. One solution is regulation -- as in, forcing Facebook to force us to sign off. (Needless to say, however, THAT one's kind of a long shot.)

2. ISIS vs. Anonymous vs. Anonymous vs. what? An attempt to make sense of the vigilante battle straddling the thin line between merely messy and all-out effed-up.

3. The future of Thanksgiving looks ... pretty gross. Think Soylent gravy and cricket risotto.

We are all this hungry child right now (link)

Postscripts: #Skaterboi. Later boi. Lol, same. How to see the best sunsets ever and how turkeys got their ridiculous name. People are Airbnb-ing for hookups; weather gals are buying the same exact dress. The Ikea future will be awesome, but that much should be obvious. Last but not least -- a parting blow! -- a few things today that were fake: White Student Unions, emoji food maps and the untimely demise of Drake.

PSA: "Links" will be offline until Wednesday, Dec. 2, while I gorge myself on my mother's food and desperately search for wedding venues. Until then, wishing you a very happy holiday and safe travels.

See you next week!
@caitlindewey

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