Newsflash: It is COLD outside. So cold that Alabama's temperature is lower than Maine's. So cold that even polar bears and penguins had to be brought indoors. So cold that an escaped Kentucky prisoner turned himself in to authorities rather than be stuck outside. So cold, in fact, that all the pipes froze in my apartment, leaving me with nothing to do today but learn how to flush a toilet without water -- a
Even the polar bears don't like it!
Even the polar bears don't like it!
Even the polar bears don't like it!
Newsflash: It is COLD outside. So cold that Alabama's temperature is lower than Maine's. So cold that even polar bears and penguins had to be brought indoors. So cold that an escaped Kentucky prisoner turned himself in to authorities rather than be stuck outside. So cold, in fact, that all the pipes froze in my apartment, leaving me with nothing to do today but learn how to flush a toilet without water -- a