The powers-that-be have finally -- finally! -- invented a sport that even myopic Internet-dwellers like you and I can enjoy. It's called COMPETITIVE WEB SURFING, and it is a real(ish) thing for which there are real(ish) prizes. There's no physical exertion, naturally, and I'm not 100% convinced there's much actual skill involved, either. But hey, people once said that of golf! I'll see you in Rio in 2016...
Gotta shun that Instagram life
Gotta shun that Instagram life
Gotta shun that Instagram life
The powers-that-be have finally -- finally! -- invented a sport that even myopic Internet-dwellers like you and I can enjoy. It's called COMPETITIVE WEB SURFING, and it is a real(ish) thing for which there are real(ish) prizes. There's no physical exertion, naturally, and I'm not 100% convinced there's much actual skill involved, either. But hey, people once said that of golf! I'll see you in Rio in 2016...