It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right
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Every Musk down in Muskville, the slavish and the wronged,
continued — despite the bad news piling on!1
They HADN'T prevented a “hellscape”! IT HELLED!
Repeat outages outed their fuck-ups as well!
And Elon, with his fast-thumbs tapping on his phone,
Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could…
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