Sitemap - 2014 - Links I Would Gchat You If We Were Friends
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Blood makes the best clickbait
Nothing you'd need to procure illegally
゜。°。°。° You are a special snowflake! ゜。°。°。°
The Internet's ruining everything
Thank God for festive penguins
~Living directly inside of the Internet~
All the lonely Starbucks lovers
"Vomiting" the Internet, for fun and profit
What are the appropriate ways to ignore people?
We could play this game all damn day
One day we'll all be good at the Internet
Light as a feather, stiff as a board
I almost feel sorry for these kids
Yes, I hate the Internet. The Internet sucks.
Chances are your date will never call you again!
Brave, masochistic, or pathologically addicted to caffeine
"This message could not be delivered because it contains the phrase 'LOL.'"
Everything you love/hate about the Internet
What do the Fappening, Ray Rice and ISIS bombings have in common?
A bottle of wine a day is good for you!
Sucked dry by the economics of the infinite scroll
That might not be a good thing (!)
Spirit rush? More like SPIRIT CRUSH.
Totally true links that maybe won't bore you
The way we Internet these days
Looking this good is exhausting
A real nugget of *actual* Internet gold
Can seals even get hiccups? News to me.
Gotta shun that Instagram life
Hey, as long as you don't drink alone, who cares?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Send me a mean anonymous email!
I am hungry, though... not just for enchiladas.
Should I quit my job and make Youtube videos?
You should have another drink.
People, calm down. It's only meat loaf.
Basically what the Internet was made for
One part lolz, one part irony, and many, many parts weird
Happy National Red-White-and-Blue Jello Shot Day!
When a mommy emoji and a daddy emoji love each other very much ...
This calls for a strict regimen of positive content in your newsfeed.
Real Americans do not watch soccer
Trapped in her bedroom by cats
Don't be afraid! We're all friends here.
Still firmly in the not-crazy camp
Oh, you know, I just defended our entire way of life to a stranger in the comments.
Because chipmunks and hot peppers, duh.
We all should have taken off this week.
Can there really ever be too much love?!
Tap-tapping our brains away...
Does this computer make me look fat?
All your friends are deviants.
(This really shouldn't happen.)
The whole shebang should feel pretty old by brunch
In this manic digital age it's vital to clear your mind constantly.
Glad we got that out of our systems!
Have these guys even heard of YOLO?!
"The Wild West of the open Internet"
Definitive signs the end is near
Shame is the ultimate algorithm.
Happy as chihuahuas wearing sombreros
Let’s hope they come in peace.
Everything is parody these days
All you need is a light jacket!
Not-so-casual Craigslist encounters
Vloggers! Pokemon! Kardashians!
Every time you think you’ve figured the Internet out...
If this is the future, count me out.
There’s no right way to peel a banana.
I feel like that's not gonna work out.
Is the number sign ... some kind of inside joke?
Consider this the cocaine of newsletters
Can we choose the red pill instead?
Frankly I’m still mad about it.
Newsletters are not supposed to make you feel dumb.
It's all fun and games until someone lets the white people in.
“His possessions are modest: three houses, one plane.”
Tips on acquiring drugs from a reputable newspaper
I wish I were better friends with Snoop Dogg.
Wait, the inventor of Bitcoin is my dad?
The Internet likes old men and puppies.
I have found the fountain of youth, and it is delicious.
I refuse to type that word again.
I would never violate a pancake like that.
What would Putin's drag name be?
Things that will destroy what little faith in humanity you had left
"America doesn't give a shit about actual facts"
Life is undeniably all downhill from here
The promiscuous yearning machine
We can’t print this in the Washington Post, but ...
What does a sad night alone look like in 2014?
Religious people make more porn than you’d think
You're even prettier than your avatar
Selfies, an official public health threat
"Rampaging Face-Eater Was Locally Known Hipster”
The conclusive argument against dick pics
Behold the ultimate first-world problem
The kind of weird Internet fetish I could probably get into
People who have their priorities wrong
Have you heard of the Daft Punks?
Conclusive proof that emotionally charged conversations do NOT belong on Gchat
Email is dead, butter is alive.
This is not a subtweet ... unless it is!
You are less cool than your friends, statistically speaking.
All your vices are good for you!
You probably won't die this year